Malady Charlotina

Descriptions could well include hair dye enthusiast (except supermarket-box black, that makes my head itch), high heel fetishist and 80s fangirl.

I was born and raised in Newcastle (or more accurately, at the end of Hadrian's Wall) but nowadays am based in London. Here I spend a small amount of time pretending to work and the rest of the time in a fantasy world full of circus freaks, medical curiosities, vaudeville artistes, mad scientists, sky pirates, dragons, time-travelling explorers and wayward victorian girls.

I am probably more well known for my modelling and stage performance work under the name Ulorin Vex, which I've been managing to do sucessfully for almost 5 years despite bearing only a passing resemblance to your typical model. In April 2008 I became a member of the Bloody Crumpets and joined Emilie Autumn on stage on her European Asylum Tour.

I have a BSc (hons) degree in Natural Sciences, with my main subjects being Biology/Ecology with a bit of Archaeology thrown in.

I also enjoy turnip farming, writing 'about me' sections and being beaten about the head with a rusty desert spoon.

Photo by Allan Amato